Best Bar In The World

It was a usual Friday night at the Parkway Bar. The bar had been around for years and it seemed business never stopped on any night. Enter Dan, a regular patron on Friday nights, not just for the $1.00 drafts or happy hour from 5-9, he was infatuated with the bartender. Kacie, was a bigger brunette girl with very big assets, who was very knowledgable and good at her job. She did modestly in tips the nights she worked. Dan had always been there every night since she started 2 years ago religiously from her shift start at 5 pm until last call. He even walked her to her car at night. Dan’s problem was he could never get the courage to ask her to go out. He had the courage to fight anyone who tried to hurt her which happened a few times despite his small stature. One of these nights his luck had to change.....he hoped tonight was the night.

It was about 8pm and the bar was hopping. Drinks were flying down the counter and bottles were clanking and popping open and shot glass slammed on the table everywhere. Dan had his usual seat in the corner next to Ed and Maureen, an older couple. Dan walked over to the jukebox and put on his favorite song “Radar Love” and sat back down to finish his Heineken. Kacie came over and placed another Heineken down and walked away smiling. Dan hadn’t even gotten a syllable out of his mouth. He looked down miserably at his Heineken and began drinking. Even Maureen could tell how upset he was. Three hours later, it finally slowed down and Kacie could be more personable. She immediately came over to Dan and started a conversation.
“Hey Dan, why so down?
Eh, rough day, how about yourself?
Ok, tired and worn out from the rush
Yea...
Need another drink?
Yes, make it a Three Wiseman please
Alrighty.”
She returned with the drink and he payed with an extra $5 bill. She came back with the change and handed it to him.
“No, that’s your tip
This is too much, honey
No, you do a great job and you keep everyone happy
Thanks Dan
Don’t mention it.”
Another missed opportunity as her watched her round ass jiggle away. When will Dan get the courage? He slammed his three wiseman with a painful look on his face and thought of the opportunity he just missed. “Maybe I should head home,” he thought to himself. He looked around seeing not too much and got out of his chair to leave. Dan walked to the door and look at Kacie cleaning his spot off and walked out the door.

A few Fridays went by and Dan hadn’t returned to the bar. He stayed at home and drank by himself. One night, he decided it was time to stop lamenting over his idiocy and go back like a man. Dan walked down a few blocks to reach the door where his dream died weeks ago. She’d be there tonight, would it be awkward? He went through the door.

It was unusually slow. He sat right in front. Kacie was at the other end reading the paper. He sat patiently and waited for her to come down to him. She looked up from her paper and a smile came to her face as she sauntered his way.

“Hey Dan Where have you been?” she asked.
“Around, wasn’t feeling good, got bogged down with work,” he replied.
“Glad to have you back, what would you like?”
“A draft of Blue Moon”
She walked over, grabbed a glass, and began filling it.
“So you heard that the bar is closing at the end of the month right?”
“NO Really? Why?”
“Donny is moving to Nevada and opening a new bar there. My last day is tonight. I’m going to Hackers Canadian Hockey Bar and am working Fridays and Saturdays there.”
“Wow, that’s unexpected. I’ll have to visit.” She hands him the draft.
“That would be nice to see a familiar face”
Yes, it would (voice trails off)........
“What was that, Dan?”
“Kacie, I was wondering if we could go out on a date sometime?”
Kacie looks kind of shocked and doesn’t know what to say.
“Judging by the silence, I guess that’s a no.”
Kacie didn’t have time to respond because a customer came in. She awkwardly smiled and walked away. Dan drank his draft down and reached for his coat to leave. He put it on and pushed the chair and began to leave.
“WAIT ”
Dan turned his attention to the bar. Kacie had a pleading look on her face. He went back to his chair, and she came in real close to him.
“Dan, you’re a wonderful guy and I would, but I only date bigger guys. It’s just a preference, I like a big gut you know?”
“I have a gut.” He flips his shirt up to show her his small beer gut.
“It’s not big enough Dan, I’m sorry”
He hung his head in shame. It felt like he’s been stabbed by a thousand knives. Kacie could see how hurt he was. It killed her inside. He had done so much for her in the past and she had to knife him this way. Dan began the slow walk to the door and even more hurtful walk home. He’d reached the door when he felt a tug at his arm. It was Kacie.
“Listen, stay til the end of tonight and I’ll help you”
Dan walked back to his seat and waited for another beer. Kacie brought out a big mug of Budweiser.
“When your finished, I’ll bring you another. Drink up, these are on me.”
Dan began drinking up as she had requested. It took forever to clear out the bar at close even though he’d only had 4 beers. When the last customer exited, Kacie directed him behind the bar.
“Now, tip your head under the tap of choice,” she commanded.
“Ok, I pick Budweiser,” he said.
He put his head under and she put the tap on. He began sucking down Bud like there was no tomorrow, but didn’t understand the logic.

Dan drank and drank as Kacie cleaned up and smiled at him in passing. Dan was getting so tired of drinking, but kept going for the motivation of Kacie. She looked on with approval as her new boy toy drank up.
“Wanna change beer or are you good right there?
I’m good, but why–
Keep drinking my dear, we have a long way to go and my house barely has anything.”
She put his head back under the tap and pulled the lever back down. Kacie waltzed off to the bathroom and then over to the tv and sat and waited patiently. Dan was feeling very full. How much beer did he have to drink? Did she want him drunk? Was he not suppose to remember? He felt very bloated. Little did he know that was her intention, as he fell asleep drinking under the tap.

When he woke up, Dan’s belly was much bigger than usual and he had to pee. Kacie was nowhere to be found. Had she left? He walked into the bathroom and did his business, while he struggled a bit finding his dick under the new belly. Walking back out, Kacie was waiting at the bar.
“You’re not suppose to go to the bathroom, it lets out all that “weight”.
“Oh, I didn’t know that”
“Now you do. Come on, let’s head home tubby.”
Tubby kinda made him laugh. They walked out the door and down the street to her house. They talked about things like, the neighborhood, people from the bar, and sandwiches of all things as they approached her door. Dan would finally be in Kacie’s house after all this time. She closed the door behind and told Dan to wait one moment. She hurried off to another part of the house to clean up a small mess she forgot about. When she came back, she was motioning him to follow in a seductive way. She slid her jeans down revealing big silk pink panties. Dan’s eyes lit up and he followed her through the hallway all the way to her bedroom. She stopped on the bed and motioned him to get next to her. A bit of her belly showed as her shirt crept up towards her huge breasts. Laying down next to her, was the best thing to happen in a long time to Dan. He hadn’t been very good with the ladies, his last one ending in a dispute at the movies over why he couldn’t he have given her a ring after 6 months. Dan admired Kacie’s bulging belly and big breasts. She was admiring his new belly, whilst his tee began to ride up. Kacie began to run her fingers around his belly button as he smiled.
“You have me where you want me, Dan,” she said devilishly, “What will you do?”
He was at a loss for words as she lifted his shirt up exposing the rotund stomach. She took it up over his head and let jiggle a bit.
“I think I’ll take control since you’re at a loss for words,” she cooed.
Dan laid down and Kacie reached for the oil on her bedside and squeezed a bit out and applied it to his stomach. It was cold and he shivered a bit as she rubbed it all over his bulging belly. She moved up to him and kissed him. A feeling of elation washed over Dan. This though was the tip of the iceberg for him.

Kacie continued massaging his big belly. She got up every once in awhile to adjust her self and get him a drink to keep him big. He peed only once again. As she readjusted herself, a new idea passed her mind. She got up and Dan had a brief panic of what was going on. She rubbed her belly a bit and looked at his bulge. She smiled and then came towards him on the bed, briefly showing her cleavage and then turning around to show him her big behind. It kind of sauntered a bit and bounced up and down before it descended upon his face. Dan had the breath taken out of him not expecting this. Her big pink pantied ass was choking him. She began to ride his face gently, occasionally smacking her ass sending quakes on his face. His erection grew despite the feeling of death.
“MFPFGPDPPGGHH ”
She rose up quickly to make sure he hadn’t asphyxiated. He was okay just catching his breath.
“Too much booty for you?”
Huuu.....No,....huu..h.u...hu.u...just wasn’t prepared f-huuuuhuuuuuor that..
Hehehehe.
I like it, do it again.
I can tell, you’re pretty big, Dan.”
Without a moments notices, she was riding his face again and Dan was smiling from beneath, just hoping she wouldn’t fart. She didn’t. Her big soft ass felt like a pillow to him and eventually he reached his hands up to give it a squeeze. Soon, he felt a warm, big hand on his penis and a stroking motion entailed soon after. The feeling of death left now and just pure pleasure set in. This was his moment in the sun. She did this until he came and did he shoot a load or what”( she would later tell him that). She got off him and laid next to him.
“That’s it for tonight”
Dan fell asleep soon after next to his dream woman, happy as a clam with a big belly.